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If you come back from Christmas and need cheering up we usually turn to Images or Video. It’s the most accessible and common way to engage with your peers! This radio clip may change your mind. Go on have a laugh!
“I’m a small business with a small budget, why should I spend money to create a brand? Isn’t that sort of thing just for the big boys with big money and bigger competitors?”
On the contrary, branding is a vital ingredient to attract customers and keep customers. Without a meaningful brand, no one will know who you are, or more importantly, what you stand for, and will have nothing to buy into?
Branding is so much more than just a logo, it is a valuable marketing tool designed to represent you and to be your shop window.
The way your business is perceived can be the difference between success and failure. It’s way beyond a company slogan or corporate colour, it’s more of a persona, the face of your company, clearly and consistently communicating to your audience, your intent and the benefits working with a business like yours.
In this blog, we will give you tips to take into account when creating your brand, and explain the importance of branding in a little more detail.
1. Do I really need a brand?
Brand helps potential audiences understand more about your company and if you’re likely to be right for them. It will influence their first impression form the basis of the way you will interact going forwards. It will also play a part in their likelihood to use you again. For this reason, you need to make sure you have a strong brand, which represents you in a positive light. If you are a very small business it’s likely to be a reflection of your personality or business ethos. If you’re a large business the brand may be driven by unforeseen factors: Stakeholders, Corporate agreement (franchise), management, competition, market forces.
Most brands have one of six key elements:
Whatever your size, with a brand in place, it will be easier for you to remain focused on your objectives, and it’s the driver for communicating what you do and how, in a consistent way.
2. How do I define my brand?
Imagine your company is a person, what kind of personality do they have?
What do they look like?
What do they ‘sound’ like – Simple, straight talking? Warm and friendly? Knowledgeable and innovative?
How would they stand out in a room full of people?
What are the distinctive features that make them memorable – for the right reasons?
Using this analogy will help you understand how you interact with your potential or existing customers/clients.
Essentially your brand needs to be a visual summary of what they want you to be to them, tailor it so that it is and you will increase the likelihood of them using you, again and again.
3. Sounds simple – I can do it myself and save money.
By going it alone you may save money, but you risk giving the wrong message to your clients by creating the wrong image. Hiring rtfacts may add to costs initially but will certainly earn you money in the long run. Our experience and expertise will add professionalism to your brand and innovative ways to attract customers/clients will be used.
4. Do they really need to know that?
The answer is most likely yes. It is important to brief the designer with as much information as possible as this will heavily influence the end result of your brand and outcome.
• Who are you
• Who are your customers
• Who are your competitors
• What you do
• What do your competitors do well
• What do your competitors do badly
• What’s your background
• What you want to achieve
• How do you want to be perceived
• What your target market is looking for
To compliment the above information a recent rtfacts brief sited the following reasons for a brand refresh:
• We are now a business with a stock market value of £xxxx millions
• Our operations have expanded in both breadth and depth
• Our capabilities, reputation and market profile have increased considerably
• We are about to move to a high profile and very new headquarters
Visually we need to be Simple, professional, modern, understated elegance, financially secure and strong.
Emotionally we need to have Integrity, Expertise, Professionalism, Enduring, Entrepreneurialism.
You also need to think about how you plan to use your brand. We will then make sure the look and feel works across all mediums – New and Old, from stationery to brochures or website to digital signage.
5. These are a few of my favourite things
When it comes to the look and feel of you brand, let rtfacts guide you with colour, typography and photography. Always keep your target market in mind and what will appeal to them rather than what appeals to you personally. Often clients get too caught up in their own likes and dislikes and forget about the main objectives of the brand.
6. Why a brand voice and what does it say?
Creating a unique personality for your customers/clients to connect with will set you apart from your competitors and keep you at the forefront of their minds the next time they need your product/services. It will also help you attract the right kind of customers/clients.
Your brand voice will communicate what makes you better than the rest, how you serve your customers/clients, your customer benefits, product quality/value, and your unique selling point (e.g. eco friendly, value for money, or homemade).
7. So where do we go from here?
Keep a high profile, use your brand consistently as a constant reminder to your customers/clients. Ensure all staff emails contain a signature with your logo, company slogan and a link to your website. Leave your business card with anyone of interest.
In short, always present your brand professionally and make sure the use of your brand always adheres to the brand guidelines across all media, to avoid confusion.
Finally don’t forget to stick to your brand promise. Keeping your word will keep customers/clients happy and will prompt them to spread the word.
If you are looking to create a new brand or are in need of a brand refresh, don’t hesitate to contact us today, we will be happy to discuss what we can do for you over tea or coffee.
Call us on 07831700081
or email design@rtfacts.co.uk
rtfacts now have an in-house Shopify expert, (YES as well as PPC, SEO, GDN, Photography), so if you’re taking your business online, Sit back, relax and let us put your shop online and your business on the map. If you’ve started but lost the will to finish and need someone to hold your hand through the tricky bits, we can do that too. Just give us a call and get ready to fill that piggy bank!
I love direct mail. I love email too! But which is best?
In this article we will discuss the advantages and disadvantages of e-mail marketing and direct mail marketing:
There are many ways a business can communicate with prospects, clients and partners. But selling your products/services is a complex subject. Who hasn’t had a mail chimp email? (Opt in email is incredibly popular), but we all get tonnes of post too.
Benefits of email marketing
Disadvantages of email marketing
The benefits of Direct Mail Marketing
Disadvantages of Direct Mail
So, which is best and what should I love?
The above isn’t exhaustive by a long stretch, email marketing and direct mail marketing both have their place and both can deliver results for your business. If your business has money and a marketing budget, using both methods wisely, together, can give you instant market information and a proven channel to market.
As a business we have no preference, I think ‘touchy feely’ still has advantages. If we could do ‘touchy feely’ emails – Now that would really be something. Until then, our best advice is – get costs for both marketing methods, test by email, refine and qualify by email and then direct mail the hell out of them.
If you have a campaign project you need help or advise with don’t hesitate to contact us today, we will be happy to discuss what we can do for you over tea or coffee.
Call us on 07831700081
or email design@rtfacts.co.uk
and more importantly, how do they keep getting away with it?
Well, in this case, the fingers are chocolate
and rtfacts keep doing it because their clients love rebranded chocolate!
Let’s wait for the Tobleronegate fallout before we wrap them I suppose!
Chocolate fingers make a coffee break great.
We have left many a chocolate wrap at a client meetings/exhibitions/expos and conferences.
and they have always gone down extremely well.
We can do everything OR, you are welcome to buy your own chocolate bars and we can simply design and print the sleeve. It’s a safe way to present your message as the wrap comes off and all the food info is always there, on the original wrapper.
If you add your own offer to the sleeve it’s kept by the recipient until web access is available, or an opportunity to redeem the offer arises. – Clever.
Why not give your team/clients the finger and see how much they like it
Dacorum Digest – Award winner!
Established resident’s magazine for Dacorum Borough Council
After a re-design by rtfacts back in Autumn 2015, Dacorum Digest was shortlisted for the CIPR awards 2016 (Chartered Institute of Public Relations), and won GOLD!
The objectives of the magazine are to keep residents informed with a lively and forward looking schedule of content, that is of interest to all communities and age groups in the borough. The publication was merited for the look and feel, and for its clear messaging, in a readable and user-friendly style that was well liked by its audience.
Doubly pleasing for rtfacts as the first digest we designed (Back in 2004) was also an award winner and held up as an example to all other councils of how a community Newsletter should look. History repeating itself!

I found a framed trade ad in the basement produced for Drewsen special papers MANY years ago! Worth Sharing.
Watermarked stationery was quite a big deal in those days and ‘Individual by Drewsen’ made this possible in quantities that
previously would only have been possible for the largest of businesses. I saw some fantastic examples that had been made and we did some beautiful literature to show these off to their best advantage. Sadly as a fast moving small business i have no idea what the results of all this hard work was? No sooner was it done than we were moving onto the next thing. Happy Days.
rtfacts have always supplied promotional items for clients, but many clients didn’t know that rtfacts….
also brand goods you already own. And we can print on just about anything!
The most obvious examples are clients T-Shirts, Jackets and Polos that they simply want their logo on.
We have also printed and engraved clients pens, penknives and bottle openers.
Last year we printed a paving slab with an image of the clients dog – it sits over the mantle (did you see what i did there) and makes quite a conversation piece!
If you have your own product/s to be personalised (pencil to a concrete slab, door or cupboard) and need it printed, engraved or marked in any way, just give us a call.
07831700081
The colon isn’t the enigma that the apostrophe is in our business but at rtfacts as we reach that certain age (even at Christmas) we have to take more notice. If apostrophes and colons are your bag, read on? It’s a slightly different take but one that made me chuckle and I hope it does you too?
ABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.
Colonoscopy Journal:
I called my friend Alan, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy.
A few days later, in his office, Andy showed me a colour diagram of the colon, a lengthy organ that appears to go all over the place, at one point passing briefly through Swindon.
Then he explained the colonoscopy procedure to me in a thorough, reassuring and patient manner.
I nodded thoughtfully, but I didn’t really hear anything he said, because my brain was shrieking,
‘HE’S GOING TO STICK A TUBE 17,000 FEET UP MY ARSE!’
I left his office with some written instructions, and a prescription for a product called ‘MoviPrep,’ which comes in a box large enough to hold a microwave oven. I will discuss MoviPrep in detail later; for now, suffice it to say that we must never allow it to fall into the hands of our enemies..
I spent the next several days productively sitting around being nervous.
Then, on the day before my colonoscopy, I began my preparation. In accordance with my instructions, I didn’t eat any solid food that day; all I had was chicken broth, which is basically water, only with less flavor.
Then, in the evening, I took the MoviPrep. You mix two packets of powder together in a one-litre plastic jug, then you fill it with lukewarm water. (For those unfamiliar with the metric system, a litre is about 32 gallons). Then you have to drink the whole jug. This takes about an hour, because MoviPrep tastes – and here I am being kind – like a mixture of goat spit and bog cleaner, with just a hint of lemon.
The instructions for MoviPrep, clearly written by somebody with a great sense of humor, state that after you drink it, ‘a loose, watery bowel movement may result.’
This is kind of like saying that after you jump off your roof, you may experience contact with the ground.
MoviPrep is a nuclear laxative. I don’t want to be too graphic, here, but, have you ever seen a space-shuttle launch? This is pretty much the MoviPrep experience, with you as the shuttle. There are times when you wish the toilet had a seat belt. You spend several hours pretty much confined to the bathroom, spurting violently. You eliminate everything. And then, when you figure you must be totally empty, you have to drink another litre of MoviPrep, at which point, as far as I can tell, your bowels travel into the future and start eliminating food that you have not even eaten yet. After an action-packed evening, I finally got to sleep.
The next morning my wife drove me to the clinic. I was very nervous. Not only was I worried about the procedure, but I had been experiencing occasional return bouts of MoviPrep spurtage. I was thinking, ‘What if I spurt on Andy?’ How do you apologise to a friend for something like that? Flowers would not be enough.
At the clinic, I had to sign many forms acknowledging that I understood and totally agreed with whatever the heck the forms said. Then they led me to a room full of other colonoscopy people, where I went inside a little curtained space and took off my clothes and put on one of those hospital garments designed by sadist perverts, the kind that, when you put it on, makes you feel even more naked than when you are actually naked..
Then a nurse named Eddie put a little needle in a vein in my left hand. Ordinarily, I would have fainted, but Eddie was very good, and I was already lying down. Eddie also told me that some people put vodka in their MoviPrep..
At first, I was pissed off that I hadn’t thought of this, but then I pondered what would happen if you got yourself too tipsy to make it to the bathroom, so you were staggering around in full Fire Hose Mode. You would have no choice but to burn your house.
When everything was ready, Eddie wheeled me into the procedure room, where Andy was waiting with a nurse and an anesthesiologist.
I did not see the 17,000-foot tube, but I knew Andy had it hidden around there somewhere.
I was seriously nervous at this point. Andy had me roll over on my left side, and the anesthesiologist began hooking something up to the needle in my hand. There was music playing in the room, and I realised that the song was ‘Dancing Queen’ by ABBA. I remarked to Andy that, of all the songs that could be playing during this particular procedure, ‘Dancing Queen’ had to be the least appropriate.
‘You want me to turn it up?’ said Andy, from somewhere behind me. ‘Ha ha,’ I said. And then it was time, the moment I had been dreading for more than a decade. If you are squeamish, prepare yourself, because I am going to tell you, in explicit detail, exactly what it was like…………
……………………………………… I have no idea.
Really.
I slept through it. One moment, ABBA was yelling ‘Dancing Queen, feel the beat up your tambourine,’ and the next moment, I was back in the other room, waking up in a very mellow mood.
Andy was looking down at me and asking me how I felt. I felt excellent. I felt even more excellent when Andy told me that It was all over, and that my colon had passed with flying colours. I have never been prouder of an internal organ.
AND while we’re on the subject of Colonoscopies…
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous….. A Dr claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
‘Find Amelia Earhart yet?’
‘Can you hear me NOW?’
‘Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?’
‘You know, in Arkansas , we’re now legally married.’
‘Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?’
‘You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…’
‘Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!’
‘If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!’
‘Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.’
‘You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?’
‘God, now I know why I am not gay.’
And the best one of all:
‘could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?’
And finally, the stoma care top ten winner was……
‘Don’t stand so colostomy’ by the Police!